My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
So. Much. Porn.
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