susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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