walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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