It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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