If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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