nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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