there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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