so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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