Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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