your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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