Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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