I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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