I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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