For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
i just made my gag reflex go away.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Randomize
