The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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