idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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