My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Randomize
