Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
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