i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I need to sanitize my soul.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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