no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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