He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Randomize
