i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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