It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
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