Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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