We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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