Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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