I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
