Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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