Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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