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(734): View more from Michigan

11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.

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(925): View more from California

just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.

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(702): View more from Nevada

It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.

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(707): View more from California

New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.

(+31): View more from The Netherlands

3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one

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(518): View more from New York

Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire

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