I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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