the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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