i just wanna soil my oats bro
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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