okay pat passed out under dana's car
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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