So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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