Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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