NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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