Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
My balls are so social today.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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