gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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