Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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