Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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