god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
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