so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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