I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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