I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
God, I missed his penis.
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