covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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