it was like his penis was on wheels.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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