garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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