Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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