We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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