He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
then he tried to convert me to islam
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
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