How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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