your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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